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Baloch SMS Jokes

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Baloch SMS Jokes

Kia Aap Is Jumle Ka Matlab Bata Sakte Hai

“Pipe Por Por Pipe Por Pipe Por”
Guess

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Aik Baloch Apna Phone Number Bata Raha Hai.

“5 44 54 54″:-:-


Son To Papa Sms Jokes

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Son To Papa Sms Jokes

Son To Papa:
Why Mother Sitting So Silent ?

Papa:
Nothing Son,
She Asked For Lipstick,
But I Gave Her, Elfi…

Hahahahaha Maar Taa’li,

Introducing a 3D Messages on Mobile

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Introducing a 3D Messages on Mobile

For The First Time On Mobile,
I Am Introducing A “3D” Message,

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“ D D D ”

Thank U Thank U,
No Publicity Plz…  ;-)

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KISI NE KAHA THA KISI SE KUCH NA KEHNA .

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Kisi ne kaha tha kisi se kuch na kehna..
Lage chot dil pe to khamosh rehna..
Jahan chot khana wahin muskurana..!
Mgar muskurana s ada c k ro de zamana.

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A Boy Proposd A Girl

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A Boy Proposd A Girl:
She Rejected
He Was Not Sad
Frnds:
Asked R U Hurted ?
Boy:
Y Should I Hurt ?
I Lost One Who Never Loved Me.
She Lost 1 Who Really Loved Her!!

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SARDAR GOES 2 GULABO

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Sardar goes 2 Gulabo & knock d door.
Gulabo: Kon?
Sardar: Mein.
Gulabo: Mein kon?
Sardar: Tu Gulabo hor kon.

(Cell # 0334-9136162)

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Psychological Fact

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Psychological Fact:

When A Person Cries Due To Happiness
The 1st Drop Of Tear Comes
From The Right Eye.

But

When It
1st Comes Frm The Left

“Its Pain”

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A Trainee On His 1st Day

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A Trainee On His 1st Day
In A Company Dialed Cafeteria & Shouted Into The Phone.
“Get Me A Cup Of Coffee, Quickly”

The Voice From The Other Side Responded.
“You Fool, You’ve Dialed The Wrong Extension,
Do You Know Who You’re Talking To?”

Trainee:
No!

“Its The MD Of The Company,
You Idiot!”

Trainee:
(Shouted Back) & Do You Know Who You’re Talking To?

M.D:
(Angrily) No!

“Thank God”
Replied The Trainee & Puts Down The Phone…;-)

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S M I L E.

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SMILE

S+ Sets u Free,
M= Makes U Special,
I+ Increase Ur Face Value,
L= Lifts up Ur Spirits,
E= Erase all Ur Tensions.
So Please Keep Smiling.

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KHUSH MIZAJI HAMESHA.

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Khush mizaji hamesha Khobsorati ki kami ko pora kar deti hai,
Lekin Khobsorati khush Mizaji ki kami ko pora nahi kr sakti.

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“Dua ki surat me uski khatir” “Jo mere lafz nikle” “Jo mere Ashk nikle” “Unhi k badle mai” “A KHUDAYA” Imdad ke Dil ki khatir “Jab uska Naseeb likhna” “Urooj” likhna… “Kamal” likhna… “Kabhi na “Harf-e-Zawal” likhna. EK ULLU RO RO KE GIRGIRA RAHA THA .

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Ek Ullu ro ro k girgira k iltija kr rha tha,
Ya ALLAH mujhe prne ki tofeq ata frma,
Wo lamhy qboliat k thy uski dua qabool hui,
Ab
MashaALLAH
Wo msg prh rha hai

(Cell # 0334-9136162)

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Stupids, intelligent and trouble

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The Trouble With The World Is That,
The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence
And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts.
(SHAKESPEARE)

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Change ¡Nto Pass¡Ve

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Teacher:
Change ¡Nto Pass¡Ve
(Sunsaan Jagahon Per Bachay Jatay Ha¡N To Hadsay Ho Jatay Ha¡N)

Student:
Sunsan Jagahon Per Huay Hadson Ma¡N Bachy Ho Jaty Hein

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When Does A Friend Become A Best Friend?

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When Does A Friend Become A Best Friend?
When His Dialouge
“I Care For You”
Converts Into
“I Will Kill You If You Don’t Care For Me”

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KHIYALA KHIYAL ME PREGDA DA YARAI GANI.

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Nishta sok Beghama che Gham Warkrama,
Za prado Ghamono Dar pa Dar krama.

Sta da Bano Sta da Zulfo Stan ao Taar,
Ra che pre pewand sere Zigar krama.

Agar Ka za drond woma da Ghar hase,
Sta Ghamono spak laka Wazar krama.

Maat ka nazar ma Loge da Zana ka,
Dagha Spelani ba Darla dar krama.

Laar da Jund me ghosa be Safara she,
Na da kora Zama Na Safar Krama.

Hara woraz warzama nanawaate Za,
Kala ba pukhla Yaar Marawar krama,

KHIYALA Khiyal me Pregda da Yarai Gani,
Oor ba Pa Ta Killi Ashnaghar krama.


KALA SHONDE DE GHOTAI KALA GULAB SHI.

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Kala shonde de Ghotai kala Gulab shi,
Kala jaba de Qalam kala Kitab shi.

Za IMDAD 6 kegdam shondy sta pa shondo,
Kala okrama Gunah kala sawab shi.

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Tmhe Q Dard Ho Raha Hai

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Wife:
Gaajar , Muli , Baigan Lambay Lana

Husb:
Nhi Laonga Tm Iska
Galat Istamak Kro Gi

Wife:
Tmhe Q Dard Ho Raha Hai
Tm Me Thoddi Dun Gi

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NO GILA ME ZKA WOKRA.

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“GILA ME ZAKA” –OKRA-
Thore starge kawi thal da zra draza ta SMS
Majnoon da zamae kawi Laila tha SMS
Baidar zarge me ghwari Dilruba tha SMS
Booday kre kala kala khpal Booda tha SMS
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Jeenai kri kala kala khpal Ashna tha SMS
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Klawi tola dunya tole dunya tha SMS
Kho yao tha yeeeeeeeeeee
Che ta na kre IMDAD KHIYAL ta SMS.
No Gila me Zka Wokra.

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Ajnabi Galiyon Se Guzra Nahi Karte

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Ajnabi Galiyon Se Hum Guzra Nahi Karte
Dard-E-Dil Liya Or Diya Nahi Karte
Ye Dosti Ka Rishta Sirft Tum C Hai
Warna Itne Sms Hum Kissi Ko Kia Nahi Karte

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If U Are My Friend

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If I Get Ur Smile
I Don’t Need Flowers
If I Get Ur Voice
I Don’t Need Music
If U Speak To Me
I Don’t Need Anybody Else
If U Are My Friend
I Don’t Need The World

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